Humorous Reasons To Buy Fabric Trims

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Why I buy, collect, and LOVE trims: Trims have no cholesterol, fat, or calories. Trims are cheaper than a therapist. A meteor could strike the manufacturer, and I couldn’t get any more. It’s my way of supporting the economy during this recession. Trims are more calming than seeing a psychiatrist. Trims require no refrigeration or freezing, so I am helping the environment by cutting back on electricity. Closets full of stored trims act as insulation to keep you warmer in winter and cooler in summer. Trims don’t require cooking. Trims don’t need to fed, walked, wiped, read to, or sung to sleep. They also don’t require back rubs. Dust doesn’t collect under them when they are piled on the dining room table. Whoever dies with the most trim, wins. There may never be another sale. Someday I might use it. My cat made me do it. Trims are not illegal, fattening, or immoral. The price is too good to pass up. Counting the zigs and zags in a yard of rickrack is therapeutic. 200 reels of trim in the backseat of my car provide traction in snow. Trims don’t scratch or dent when attacked by small children. Cats can’t use them as scratching posts. I hope my list will contribute to some smiles! Cheers, Flo By Florence Dove Google