Halloween Apparel Test Aug 27

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You’ve got Halloween underwear, pajamas and socks on your mind. We know this because the internet overlords told us that you are in desperate need of pumpkin underwear and ghost socks. OK, we’ll admit that isn’t 100% true. The shocking truth is we have developed a human/pumpkin chimera in our secret laboratory deep below CU Boulder’s campus. It has radical telepathic abilities that allow us to read your mind, but oddly enough only when it comes to underwear, PJ and toe-covering needs and wants. At this point you’re probably wondering why on earth we would reveal our company's deepest darkest secret that undoubtedly violates numerous medical and ethical conventions? It’s because nobody but the bots read the SEO anyways and It’s really been weighing on my consciousness lately so I just wanted to vent a little bit and get it out in the open. If by chance you are still reading this and you are tempted to contact the authorities, just do me a tiny little solid and put the phone down alright? Anyways, let's put the tin foil down and head back to reality here. Who wouldn’t want spooky underwear this season? Shop men’s and women’s matching Halloween undies and don’t frighten yourself when you drop your pants while wearing this spooky underwear. Pair it with some Halloween pajamas and spooky socks to complete the cozy set. --- Men's and Women's Halloween Underwear, PJs and Socks to Die for Spooktacular halloween underwear is found right here on this page along with horrid puns that I refuse to apologize for. How about some gourdgeous pumpkin underwear to match your pumpkin’s underpants? Now THAT’S some spooky underwear if you ask me. Speaking of things that are spooky, have I told you about that time my neighbor made a lasagna out of her newborn's placenta for “Nutritional purposes” and tried to sell me a slice for $10? Turns out it was “Schrödinger’s Placenta” because I was so hungry after eating it that it must have simultaneously existed and not existed in my stomach at t