Family Christmas Outfits

About

Do you need to one-up your obnoxious neighbor Greg who turned his house into an LED light show synced to Thriller for Halloween? Well you’re in luck, we’ve got you supplied with matching Christmas outfits for the whole family to wear so that you can regain your status as the most festive household in the East Carbondale Villas. We got matching Christmas pajamas for the baby, holiday suits and dresses for the kids, matching Christmas suits and dresses for ma and pa, and and even a cozy Christmas dog sweater for the pup after you catch him taking a grade-A deuce in Greg’s yard. Good doggo. --- Matching Christmas Outfits for the whole family... Even the Dog and Cat. Here’s the deal, mom and dad, Christmas cards were not created to lightly update your casual acquaintances on what your kids look like these days. And family Christmas outfits are not meant to go undocumented. Christmas cards weren’t created to make the recipient feel all warm inside that they get to see your smiling face and feel obligated to put you on the fridge. No. Christmas cards were created to assert your family dominance over all other families and matching Christmas outfits are your ammunition. Does anyone really care about a two page typed update on what your “ fun ” and “ crazy ” family did in 2019? Doubtful. Oh you moved to Milwaukee? Oh I’m sorry. Oh your son is going to Harvard? You just wanted to casually throw that at the top of the holiday card? You don’t just say those things because it’s an update, you say it because it makes you look damn good, just like these Christmas family outfits do. Your kid is the smartest of all. Your dog is the cutest out of any dog. You all are wearing matching family outfits that fit positively seamlessly to your bodies. This is not a casual photo. This is a declaration of superiority. And you know what? We support it, and we will provide you with the clothes to make your card the winner of the fridge. When your family is all wearing matching Christmas outfit